Sunday, July 8, 2007


Friday, June 22, 2007

Sleep All Day To Save The Planet...

Right to the point. The absurdity of the global warming hysteria in four simple comic frames.

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Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Global Warming Cools...

The nutcakes are once again redefining their propaganda talking points.

April snowstorms across the country, along with one of the coldest Mays in history will destroy even the most well oiled propaganda campaigns, I guess.

In case you haven't noticed, global warming is now out. Climate change is in.
Climate change" is a much better term because much more than warming is involved, although the changes first begin with the globe's average warming. This average warming can cause changes in patterns of rainfall. It can lead to more snow piling up in places such as Antarctica and Greenland, and it can even include some parts of the Earth growing colder.
This allows for an all-encompassing media onslaught. A warm December? Climate change. A cold spring? Climate change. Presto. No more embarrassment of "how's that global warming thingie coming along?" snide comments when it's snowing in April.

And now here comes Global Cooling!!

They've Jumped The Dilbert... Dogbert Checks in as Global Warming Nazi Member

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Indians Declare Earth Mother Angry; Creating Global Warming

Remember the commercial back in the 70's of the Indian crying over how modern man had turned America into a cess pool? This was the original enviro-nazi movement.

Well it's come full circle. The crying Indians are back and siding up with the global warming nuts. Talking Hawk chimes in...

AP: Members of six tribes recently gathered near the Baker River in the White Mountains for a sacred ceremony honoring "Earth Mother." Talking Hawk, a Mohawk Indian who asked to be identified by his Indian name, pointed to the river's tea-colored water as proof that the overwhelming amount of pollution humans have produced has caused changes around the globe.

"It's August color. It's not normal," he said.

"Earth Mother is fighting back - not only from the four winds, but also from underneath," he said. "Scientists call it global warming. We call it Earth Mother getting angry."

We're Back From Golf...

We took a month or so break from reporting on the absurdity of global warming hysteria. Living here in New England, and being addicted to the game of golf, May and June are pretty much all golf, and some more golf.

Fear not, the evilness of golf, kept me tuned into the enviro-fruitcake movement. I could feel their hate everytime I walked on those plush New England fairways.

But it's good to be back.

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Gore Burns 1,800-plus Gallons of Fuel On Trip To Canada For 1 Hour Speaking Engagement (On Energy Conseravation)

Can these people be any more hypocritical?....

Al Gore treks to Canada on private jet. (burns 900 gallons)

Speaks for 1 hour about our need to conserve energy.

And then heads back to Nashville on private jet. (burns another 900 gallons)

Total fuel burned: 1,800 (not including his limo rides to and from airport). For a one-hour paid speech!

Sunday, April 22, 2007

Rove Double-Teamed By Crow, David; McGraw Loses His Toupe

The mainstream media are reporting it as some mild-mannered disagreement.

Au contraire.

More like triple-teamed. And a full blown assault.

The global warming mafia ( in DC for today's Earth Day concert) attacked Rove, with blows nearly resulting between Earth Day perfomer Tim McGraw, an out-of-the-closet country lefty, and Rove's peeps. Emails have it that McGraw bum-rushed the table after seeing his fellow Earth Day worshippers getting the worst of the pre-planned (see below) ambush. In the midst of the scuffle, McGraw's toupe is said to have come unglued and fallen below his eyebrows. The obviously Where-The-Green-Grass-Don't-Grow McGraw was seen sprinting from the room, followed by wife, Faith Hill. Said one attendee, "McGraw's face was redder than his Indian Outlaw persona... He was totally embarrassed."

Here's a quick briefer: Crow and David, who are on the early-leg of their global warming proapganda tour - which kicked off in Dallas last week amidst the record-breaking cold and snow (in April), ambushed Rove at his table with the intent of harrassment. They were hoping to make a point and then blog about it heroically (e.g. We attacked Rove!). Rove first tried to brush off the insults being hurled at him by David (producer of "Convenient Lie"), but was abruptly grabbed by Crow. It then got nasty, with a loud shouting match ensuing. Rove told Crow, "Don't touch me." Crow yelled, "You work for me." Rove responded, "No I work for the American people." McGraw than attempted to insert himself into the story, as did Rove's posse (and McGraw's aforementioned rug).

Of course Crow and David spun it another way on their blog...

"How hardened and removed from reality must a person be to refuse to be touched by Sheryl Crow?"

Hey, can you blame Rove? Crow is a self-professed enemy of toilet paper. I certainly wouldn't want that smelly enviro-gasbag touching me either. Remember, Ms. Crow wrote this about the evils of toilet paper on the HuffPo...

I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required.

Can you believe these people? One square of asswipe per dump. Is that double or single ply, Sheryl? Is there any wonder why Lance Armstrong dumped this aging hippy chick? I think they even allow a couple to three wipes of the ass in communist Cuba and China. These people are truly insane.

Absurdity Alert: Global Warming To Cause Gay Lizards

Pro-global warming scientists are reporting that if you microwave a lizard's egg to around 99 degrees, a male baby lizard may hatch with female characteristics... Does this explain all the gay metros on South Beach?

Nearly 100 percent of the eggs incubated at intermediate temperatures developed into lizards with genes that matched their physical features. However, about half of the lizards from high-temperature incubators had a mismatched make-up, in which genetic (DNA) males "looked like" females.

Saturday, April 21, 2007

EBay: Win A (Liquid?) Lunch With Conservationist Harrison Ford

Win Lunch with Global Warming Propagandist (and sometimes drunk) Harrison Ford.

After burning tons of fuel by JetBlueing to LAX, and then humping over to your carbon-inducing hotel via a gas-guzzling limo (or cab), you can then table up with Mr Ford for a carbon-neutral lunch. Sit down, relax and discuss how the world is coming to an end -- thanks to all the evil humans burning up Mother Earth.

Finally, A Little Common Sense from MSM

John Stossel does a nice job of debunking some of the leftist-driven global warming hysteria.

He even points out the absurdity we linked to earlier this week regarding the indoctrination of the youth via WaPo. Here.

But here's the best grab...
In 2000, a group called Cape Wind proposed to erect 130 windmills in Nantucket Sound, off the coast of Massachusetts. I think the drawings make them look interesting, but -- horrors! -- they would be visible from the Kennedy family vacation compound in Hyannis Port. Robert Kennedy Jr., grand poo-bah of the environmental zealotry movement, is leading a campaign to ban the windmills from Nantucket Sound. The group he leads, the Waterkeeper Alliance, said it supports wind farms -- but Kennedy fights the one near his home. What a hypocrite.

Thursday, April 19, 2007

Solar Grill Now Available For Guilt-Ridden BBQers

We knew this was coming... And the ridiculousness continues.

A UK company has introduced a solar-powered grill. The hi-tech design is your basic bathroom mirror, bent at a 45 degree angle.
With forecasters predicting a long scorching summer for the UK, millions of us are expected to leave bigger carbon footprints by cooking over coals. But a new barbecue lets environmentally-conscious cooks enjoy grilling their food outside without feeling guilty about global warming.
A couple of immediate red flags: A.) What happens to my halfway-done steak tips when the clouds come barreling in and cover the sun? B.) Would anyone dare show up with this contraption at an NFL tailgate party any time soon?

Global Warming Nuts: Stop Reproducing!

The absurdity continues... We know the theory behind the global warming charade is that human's are destroying Mother Earth. So it should come as no surprise that the enviro-alarmists are now introducing the idea of "population stabilization" as way to help the environment. You can't make this up.
"If we had half as many people, we wouldn't have much of a climatic warming problem," argued Ric Oberlink, a spokesman for Californians for Population Stabilization.
It should be noted that "population stabilization" is basically leftist code for more abortions, condom distribution (in schools) and gay marriage.

Dodd Calls For Carbon Tax; No Mention of Waitress Sandwich Tax

We here realize that the global warming hysteria is nothing but a ruse by the radical left for global taxation, and bigger government - bascially socialism. It is a constant uphill battle to warn the masses - many of whom view it as a harmless feel-good movement (i.e. recycle a little more, conserve a little electricity, plant a few shrubs, etc).

But sometimes we get handed the hard, end-goal evidence on a silver platter. This time on a silver waitress sandwich platter. Our favorite liberal blowhard, south of Kerry/north of Biden, Senator Chris Dodd, aka Senator Waitress Sandwich, provides today's point.

Headline: Dodd calls for a carbon tax on businesses (who'll pass costs on to consumers).

And the Dems wonder why jobs are being outsourced and consumers are being screwed.

Hypocrisy Alert: Coupe Deval Stages Photo Op

Caddy-tooling, helicopter-riding, monster mansion-owning Deval Patrick, the over-his-head guv of Massachusetts, gets a nice enviro-PR piece courtesy of the Boston Globe-al Warming.

Patrick replaced the old incandescent bulbs in his office for the so-called energy-efficient fourescents. Natch, he did it with help of Globe photographers and youth volunteers (see photo).

"In my administration, we intend to practice what we preach," Patrick said in a statement.

Meanwhile back in reality:
Patrick owns two huge homes - one a brand new, 24-room mansion, replete with inground heated pool, and tennis courts, which required the destruction of acres and acres of trees, nature and wildife (see above). Not to mention the use of gas-guzzling construction equipment needed to build this Carbon Bigfootprint mansion.

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Hypocrisy Alert: ABC WeatherDingbat to Americans: Live Like A Monk

Sam Champion, he far-left activist propped up by ABC as a weatherman, stood in ABC Studios, replete with large vid screens, scolding Americans about their energy usage.


"For example, did you know that even with the flip of a switch, we all contribute to global warming? Well, I know it sounds a little intense. But there are some small things you can do to change that, like paying attention to your carbon footprint...If you think you have nothing to do with global warming, think again. From the car you drive, to the house you live in, it all contributes to the problem." -Sam Champion

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

The Planet Has A Fever...

Snowfalls across the northeast (April 15-16)...

Moravia, NY, 22
Bear Creek Village, PA, 20
Blue Mountain Lake, NY, 19
Boonville, NY, 19
Lebanon, NY, 19
Ava, NY, 18
Forest Lake, PA, 17
Warren, VT, 17
Randolf, NH, 16
Binghamton, NY, 12.7

Ithaca Eco-Freaks: Ignore The Snow, Don't Ignore The Message

The absurdity continues... Despite two feet of snow (in mid-April), Ithaca enviro-militants are determined to march on during this weekend's Earth Day festivities.

Athough this grab below does seem to show a bit of concern that facts may be getting in the way of their propaganda.
While snow piles up outside our windows, we may be hard-pressed to believe climate change is occurring, global temperatures are rising and the planet is on a crash course of serious change if greenhouse gas emissions are not reduced.

Proof: Global Warming is a religion

This one-sided WaPo article (with no "contrarian views") describing the indoctrination of young eco-freaks proves without doubt that globalwarmingism is the preferred religion of the left.

Alex Hendel (9 years-old) of Arlington County is talking about the end of life on our beleaguered planet. Looking up to make sure his mother is following along, he taps the final stripe, which is so sparsely dotted it is almost invisible. "In 20 years," he pronounces, "there's no oxygen." Then, to dramatize the point, he collapses, "dead," to the floor.

Monday, April 16, 2007


Posting these, for future reference...
Must Reads...
Thomas Sowell: Global Hot Air
Mark Steyn: What's So Hot About Fickle Science?

The Global Warming Swindle
Greenhouse Conspiracy (1990 - the forebearer)

The Intolerance of the 'Tolerant Left' Strikes Again

The libs love to tout their compassion, tolerance and open-mindedness (usually in relation to appeasing terrorism). Obviously The Tennessee Center for Policy Research - the thinktank that exposed Algore's hypocritcal energy usage - doesn't deserve such tolerant treatment.

Here's a little sampling of the emails from the forward-thinking greenies, directed at TCPR...

"We should have flattened the South when we had the chance!" wrote Mount Laurel, New Jersey's Robert Dodelin. "If ever you confederates (sic) want to leave the Union please do. We Nothen (sic) states would love to stop having to subsidize you with our tax dollars."

"You really should concentrate on what Southerners do best," D. Hunter advised. "Sodomizing and impregnating little children!"


DiCaprio to Produce New Global Warming Doc Without "Contrary Viewpoints"

We've known for a long time that the global Warming militants are basically your run of the mill Stalinists: Shutoff debate (i.e. "Debate is over"), and criminalize those that disagree (i.e. "Big oil scientists").

According to National Ledger, the high school-educated, self-anointed global warming expert, Leonardo DiCaprio, is living up to the enviro-Stalinist billing.

Bothered by his appearance on an ABC special a few years back, which inconveniently included both sides of the debate, Leo is now producing a more convenient doc. You know, the kind without the "contrary viewpoint" of the "oil company-funded scientists." Or better known as global warming propaganda.

Enviro-Militant James Caroll Reveals End-Goal of GlobalWarmingism: Destruction of Private Property and American Sovereignty

Radical author and frequent Boston Globe columnist, James Carroll, lets the cat out of the global warming bag. The end-result for these enviro-militants? Well, it's what we all assumed: World-wide Socialism, the end of private property and the destruction of American sovereignty.

Nation: The United States has long refused to temper its claim to radical independence from all other nations, but that both defines the source of America's disproportionate ecological destructiveness and impedes every effort to mitigate it. There will be no stopping environmental degradation until nations stop thinking of independent sovereignty as an absolute. Climate change respects no borders.

Property: ...In families, the success of a second generation is defined only by its surpassing in affluence the first. This merciless consumption divides people into "haves," "the have less," and "have nots," but it also eats the environment alive. Sufficiency, simplicity, and a sense that the treasures of the earth are the property of all people must become notes of the new America.

Sunday, April 15, 2007

Cox & Forkum on Global Warming...

Global warming rally cut short by cold weather

Straight out of Saturday Night Live...
More than two dozen demonstrators braved cold, wet weather Saturday in Reno to attend a rally designed to draw attention to global warming.

The event was cut short by heavy rain and sleet, said organizer Lisa Stiller of the Northern Nevada Coalition for Climate Change.

"It's kind of disappointing that the weather kept people away," Stiller said. "But, we still think it (climate change) is something that people should talk about."

The storm prevented the use of solar ovens for a potluck picnic, Stiller said, and caused the planned two-hour demonstration to break up after about an hour.

NH Residents Call For Action On Global Warming as Snow Blizzard Hits Region (on April 15)

AP(ropaganda): New Hampshire residents took to the streets and their town squares during the weekend to urge Congress to do more to stop global warming.

Meanwhile Back in Reality: Foot of Snow (on April 15) predicted for NH's Lakes Region.

Saturday, April 14, 2007

Cornell Climate 'Expert' Predicts End of World

Lib Media: Winter snow to be reduced in half due to global warming.

Meanwhile Back in Reality: US prepares for foot of snow in coldest April on record

Kansans Hope Global Warming Protest Goes On Despite Snow

Global Warming Nut (in KS): "Id hate to cancel a global warming event because of snow."

Meanwhile Back in Reality: April's snow sets record for Kansas.

Crashing the Global Warming Bash

Doing their best to annoy the enviro-Marxists in CO. (more pics)

Ski Bums Protest Global Warming While Skiing in April

AP(ropaganda): (Ski Bums and) Protesters Urge Action on Global Warming

Meanwhile Back in Reality: Leftist hippies continue to SKI in April!

You can't make this stuff up.

US Facing Global Warming Disaster as Snowstorm Blasts Across Country

AP(ropaganda): Panel: US faces change as climate warms

Meanwhile Back in Reality: Powerful Snow Storm Barrels Towards East Coast

Hayward Debuts Rebuttal of Gore Propaganda

Stephen Hayward certainly has courage. He launched his enviro-sensibility presentation at ground zero of the global warming marxist movement - San Fran.

Of course, the NY Times, did their best to marginalize Hayward. Did you know he's "big boned" (I can't recall the NY Times ever using those words to describe the 300 pound-plus Al Gore)? Etc.

Snow (in April) won't dampen global-warming rallies

Lib Media: Global Warming Events Going Forward Despite Weather

Meanwhile Back in Reality: Snowstorms Barrel in on Global Warming Events; New England to Get Slammed on April 15th.